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Nov 9 Word of the Day
Swedish Terror Attack
1. Unknown even that took place on February 18, 2017, that presumably happened in Sweden, but was only known to Donald Trump;
2. Completely fabricated event made up by Trump to convince his base that they should be afraid of refugees;
3. Famous 2003 incident involving a chainsaw, meatballs, and IKEA furniture.
See also: Alternative Facts
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Miss Universe
1. Beauty pageant owned and run by Donald Trump for many years;
2. A vehicle often used by Trump so he could meet and harass young beautiful women;
3. A pageant once won by a woman Trump now refers to as "Miss Piggy," and "Miss Housekeeping," which is a racial slur as she is Latinx.
See also: Not My Type
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Remdesavoir
1. Trumpspeak for Remdesivir;
2. Medicine given to Donald Trump in order to treat him when he contracted COVID-19;
3. Savior of the Remde Cult, which currently consists of three people and four goats in the Colorado Desert.
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Witch-Hunt
1. Colloquial reference to an unfair trial or inquiry into baseless accusations, with allusions to the Salem witch trials, where women were unfairly tried and executed for being witches;
2. Words Donald Trump has tweeted over 300 times;
3. What Trump claims happened to him during the Ukraine inquiry and his first impeachment trial;
4. Catchall term used by Trump for any sort of line of questioning that he doesn't like and feels is not favorable to him;
5. An insult to women, witches, and demons, most of which do not want to be associated with Donald Trump.
See also: Ukraine
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Pakistani Mystery Man, The
1. Donald Trump's nickname for Imran Awan, former IT staffer for Democrat officials;
2. Pakistani American suspected, along with four other staffers, of using multiple usernames and passwords to skirt House rules and purchase office items;
3. Target of a right-wing conspiracy theory that cast Awan as a mole for Pakistani intelligence, which was picked up and amplified by Trump and used to fuel his own conspiracies of stolen elections,
4. Man singled out by right-wing conspiracy theorists and Trump, most likely because his name was not "Ed Smith."
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Who Shot #AshliBabbitt
1. Refers to several conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Donald Trump supporter and member of the mob that attacked the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, Ashli Babbitt;
2. Trump has publicly pushed the idea that she was shot by "head of security for a certain high official, a Democrat;"
3. QAnon pushed the idea that she was a "crisis actor" and still alive and that ANTIFA was behind the riot on January 6th;
4. Babbitt was lawfully shot by Capitol Police as she tried to gain illegal entry into the door of the US Capitol.
See also: QAnon
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Sh*thole Countries
1. Countries that Donald Trump considers to be unclean and full of drugs and crime;
2. Countries that are not majorly white or European;
3. Clear evidence that Trump is a racist.
Jun 3 Word of the Day
MAGA-Verse
1. Altered state of reality dominated by the culture war headlines of Fox News, the insane lies of pillow salesmen, the conspiracy theories of Facebook and 4-Chan, and the hero worship of a golden idol named Donald Trump;
2. Place where, if you find yourself talking with Jordan Klepper of the Daily Show, you might be in;
3. Pennsylvania;
4. The worst shared cinematic universe since Thomas the Tank Engine teamed up with Michael Bays Transformers.
See also: Hyperreality
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Transgender Rights
1. Equal rights that should be granted to members of the transgender community, but were not under Donald Trump;
2. Examples include: a new rule that allowed federally funded homeless shelters to turn away transgendered people, reversing an Obama-era protection for transgender patients which allowed insurance companies to deny transgender coverage for transition services, reversing an Obama-era rule that allowed transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice, and banning transgender people from serving in the US Armed Forces which he announced over Twitter.
See also: Most Pro-Gay President
Nov 9 Word of the Day
Extremely Credible Source
1. Source cited by Donald Trump that is typically anonymous, and is telling Trump exactly what he wants to hear;
2. Hearsay that is passed off as hard evidence.
See also: A Lot of People Are Saying...
