1. Company started by Donald Trump after his 2020 election loss, and after he was banned permanently from Twitter for starting an insurrection against the United States government;
2. App whose CEO is Devin Nunes, of which downloads have fallen by 95% since its launch;
3. Social media platform that has long waiting lines, technical issues, and far less users than Twitter or other similar platforms;
4. Rebranded version of Twitter that has users send out truths instead of tweets, because rebranding is what Trump is good at;
5. Social media platform that Trump has only posted to once, despite it being his own company;
6. Annual dance attended by 9/11 truthers, flat earthers, and everyones least-favorite uncles.
1. False statement by Donald Trump to cast doubt on his legitimate election loss in the 2020 presidential election;
2. Mocking term by Trump comparing the American election to an election in a developing country, where democracy is sometimes limited and rigged;
3. Wish by Trump that the American election could be like an election in a developing country, where democracy is limited and rigged.
1. Abbreviation for “The Former Guy,” commonly used on Twitter in reference to Donald Trump;
2. Nickname coined by Gail Collins of The New York Times;
3. Way to direct a reader’s understanding to know one is talking about Trump, but without having to type out his name and risk invoking his presence and having your keyboard catch fire;
4. Acknowledgement that if you say Trump’s name three times, he appears in your house to eat your leftovers and start talking about the size of his inauguration crowd.
See also: He Who Shall Not be Named
1. Mathematical concept of nothingness;
2. Concept that requires such a colossal logical underpinning that it wasn’t discovered in Europe and Asia until the mid-fifth century;
3. Donald Trump’s favorite insult;
4. Trumpspeak for someone that Trump deems to be a loser, or of no value to himself personally;
5. Also the number of tolerance Trump’s immigration policies showed toward the most vulnerable refugees and children at the border.
1. Act of exposings male genitalia to infrared light with an unproven therapy meant to increase testosterone levels;
2. Sham practice of bromeotherapy promoted by Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, as a way to combat what he claims are dropping levels of testosterone in modern men;
3. Therapy that is so crazy even Kid Rock cannot get behind it;
4. Proof that the person who will raise testosterone levels is probably not a rich boy who grew up attending prep schools and summering in Maine and Nova Scotia.
1. Proposal that United States citizens moving from blue states to red states should be taxed extra or denied the right to vote;
2. Idea floated by conservative editor at Chronicles, Pedro Gonzalez and Marjorie Taylor Greene along with the idea of a “national divorce” where politically different states would essentially operate like different countries;
3. Implied sentiment that blue state Democrats are either trying to ruin red states or influence politics in conservative states;
4. Irreconcilable idea that Florida actually needs outside help to ruin itself.
1. Forgotten child of Donald Trump and Marla Maples;
2. Child who is trotted out sometimes by Trump to smile and make a few statements;
3. Member of the Snap Pack, or the Rich Kids of Instagram, known for posting images of elaborate outings and vacations, often accused of being tone-deaf in nature;
4. Person also known as, No, not Ivanka
the other one
I want to say her name is
Tracy?.
1. Promise made by Kevin McCarthy following the January 6th Insurrection, where he claimed that he would urge Donald Trump to resign from the presidency;
2. Broken promise by a spineless party leader, which he later said that he had never said;
3. Embarrassment for McCarthy after tapes were released of him saying exactly that;
4. Urge that Trump has never once felt in his life, unless you are talking about in terms of his marriages.
See also: Kevin McCarthy
1. Weapons that Donald Trump claims the United States has in its arsenal and are “superfast” and are four times faster than other missiles;
2. Weapons that are five times faster than other missiles;
3. Weapons that are six times faster than other missiles;
4. Weapons that are seventeen times faster than other missiles;
5. Missiles that Russia and China also have;
6. Type of motorized, and possibly weaponized, toothbrush.
1. Virginia Thomas is an attorney, conservative political activist, conspiracy theorist, and wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas;
2. Woman who was appointed by Donald Trump to the trust fund board for the Library of Congress;
3. Activist that urged Trump to change personnel in his administration to candidates vetted by the Groundswell Group, a conservative organization that has vowed to fight progressivism;
4. Woman who promoted the January 6th rally on her Facebook account;
5. Person who exchanged text messages with Mark Meadows urging him to overturn the election victory of Joe Biden, and referenced several QAnon conspiracy theories as to how that was possible;
6. Wife of a Supreme Court Justice who refused to recuse himself in the matter of court proceedings pertaining to Trumps election claims or the January 6th Insurrection;
7. Woman who called Anita Hill, a woman who her husband had sexually harassed, and demanded that she apology to her husband;
8. The least popular breakfast platter at Dennys.