1. A boggy and smelly body that is often hard to navigate;
2. “Drain the Swamp” was a popular campaign chant at Trump rallies, and a phrase he tweeted seventy-five times during his four-year presidency;
3. What Donald Trump claimed Washington DC was like before his arrival;
4. What Washington DC truly became after his arrival;
5. Home to often disgusting creatures that do illegal things below murky waters and give jobs to their daughter and son-in-law.